Yeah, yeah well you're just a mess

You do all this big talking

So now let's see you walk it

I said let's see you walk it

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Day 16. My bridesmaid dress actually fits! One more round with the alteration lady and it'll be tres bien. It was quite the sight when I could fit my entire arm in the chesty area. I don't think all the silicone in the world would have filled out that dress...legal levels, anyway.